What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:18

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Still no good

What is every dictators biggest fear?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

"Cocaine sharks" found off the coast of Brazil - strange but true tale of ocean pollution consequences - Earth.com

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Scientists Uncover a Lost World Hidden Beneath Antarctica’s Frozen Tapestry for Millions of Years - Indian Defence Review

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Everyone loved it.

What are the causes of over sweating?

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

Samsung's Galaxy Z Fold 7 somehow looks both thin and chunky in latest leaks - Android Police

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Can omega-6 fatty acids in nuts, vegetable oils lower heart disease and diabetes risk? - Medical News Today

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

NYC Heat Triggers Blackout as Soaring Temperatures Stress US Grids - Bloomberg.com

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dolorem suscipit perferendis ea aut quo et ea.

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

650-foot mega-tsunami sends seismic waves around world and satellites captured the action - Earth.com

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

QUALITY OVER QUANTITY FOR BERTONE’S GOLDEN PRAGUE PUSH - ifsc-climbing.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Trump Questioned Extent Of Musk’s DOGE Cuts, Report Says - Forbes

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

7-Day No-Sugar High-Protein Anti-Inflammatory Meal Plan, Created by a Dietitian - AOL.com