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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:18

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Still no good
What is every dictators biggest fear?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
What are the causes of over sweating?
So, the docs changed it to read
—
No go.
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share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
NYC Heat Triggers Blackout as Soaring Temperatures Stress US Grids - Bloomberg.com
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dolorem suscipit perferendis ea aut quo et ea.
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
QUALITY OVER QUANTITY FOR BERTONE’S GOLDEN PRAGUE PUSH - ifsc-climbing.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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